Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

amber jane

sexy and wants to marry me

amber jane: i want to marry you
Florence:ok

by florence the sexy person January 25, 2022

Amber alert

Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.

Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?

Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe

by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022

Amber Berry

The best Amber in the world. No question. Think you have the slightest friend who you think is better. No you're wrong Amber Berry is the best Amber and best dancer. She's the smartest, funniest, kindest, and nicest peoples you will ever meet. If you meet her you should consider yourself lucky you got picked. No one can top her

Guy 1: I met this person named Amber and she's really funny
Guy 2:is it Amber Berry?
Guy 1: no but she's probably bet-
Guy 2: *slaps the brain out of guy 1* no you're wrong, never think that again
Guy 1: *cries himself to sleep every night*

by #1amberberryfan June 17, 2018

Amber Lance

How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.

If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.

by crjoker November 16, 2021

amber yates

an AWESOME person who is fun to talk to over skype and is currently wearing my jacket =/

Amber yates is skyping and wearing my jacket.

by thisguy711 September 2, 2011

amber lizotte

is a hoe some slut bitch what gives head to niggers

look at tha amber lizotte she s about to suck a dick

by james daniel white February 3, 2009