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In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, a slang term for getting dealt a pair of aces, the best possible starting hand in the game. Also known as pocket rockets.
We were playing a game of hold 'em last night, and I got dealt American Airlines! Then, an ace of hearts came out on the flop and i won the whole pot!
by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004
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American Apparel

American Apparel is a popular and trendy US apparel manufacturing LLC.

It manufactures, wholesales, and retails all of its products, and is popular in mainstream, urban areas such as San Francisco, New York City, Seattle, and Portland.

Although slightly more priced than similar retailers, American Apparel produces all of its clothes in the United States, pays their workers a decent wage and provides them with healthcare, and utilizes cruelty free practices.
A:"Wow, I love being a cheap redneck and shopping at Wal-Mart! I got this fugly looking neon pink top for only $4!"
B:"You should really check out American Apparel- albeit not as inexpensive as Wal-Mart, their shirts are all organic, made in the US, and by happy workers at minimum wage. I'm pretty sure some child labor in China made your top."
A:"Where's China?"
by KAPELACCC January 4, 2008
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American Microwave

Farting in the presence of other people inside a car with all the windows rolled up and the heater on. Not to be confused with the Dutch Oven that requires the farter and someone else underneath a blanket.
Scenerio: Driving down the freeway on a cold winter day.
Comment: "Eww Josh! It stinks in here!"
Reply: "Yes, I just created an American Microwave."
by Joshua Tad November 22, 2007
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Americasian

Johnny Thai, Jet Li, or other asians who have accepted american culture and have "americanized"

Johnny Thai is an Americasian.
by JQT September 12, 2005
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america's next top model

The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.

The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
I love America's next Top Model but I think Tyra should retire it and continue with her talk show.
by twistedbabydoll June 27, 2007
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Americans

Not gonna lie here their all retarded fat pieces of shit that annoy me but they do have some nice food their but yet again the fat bastards eat it all before I can get my hands on it big fat sloppy American cunts.
Americans hey dude
British person alright bro
America- omg theirs another British person that just lives in a castle and drinks tea all day
British person- I know right bro but atleast it doesn’t give us heart diseases and makes us look like fucking fat Oompa Loompas like you’se.
by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021
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americanize

To redefine the perceived meaning of wealth on earth and brainwash people into pursuing it.
European #1: I would really like some Ranch Dip. It would make me feel rich and classy.
European #2: But Franz, you are a German Lord. How would Ranch Dip make you feel -
European #1: Ein Qviet! I am NOT shplecking to you about zee ranch. It has a taste that makes me feel as though I am fighting Indians in Texas.
European #2: Das Boot! You have become...AMERICANIZED!
European #1: Indeed. For some reason my rich heritage has become meaningless to me and I only desire material wealth such as Blue Jeans and expensive cars.
European #2: Hmmmm. Do you want to move to California?
by Pollup March 2, 2008
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