by rowdyboy14 February 5, 2010
Get the Allen Heffner mug.This unique specimen is the most aneroxic child you will ever encounter. His penis is non existent. He appears to never age as he always looks like he is in second grade and for some reason an allen will always look transgender. He will buy expensive, useless things to make him self look cool but gets bullied instead. He always wasted his life and money on stupid stuff like Pokemon Go. He often lacks chromosomes and has an iq that is less than 70. For this reason he always gets his stuff finessed.
Spongebob: "hey Patrick what am I?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
by El Saucy Boi April 20, 2018
Get the Allen mug.by ryanallen November 30, 2016
Get the ryan allen mug.A boring lame ass man with loser talk. His talk game is so boring people began to booo 👎 right in front of him lol. Allen pierre mindset so fuck up he begins to bark back to dogs damn.
by Greatest ppl champ July 10, 2018
Get the Allen mug.A word meaning everything negative. Used to express sucking in various situations including how much your current situation sucks or anticipation of a bad day
by bobinstein August 21, 2011
Get the allons mug.She is a complete{ asshole} and is mean to everyone when shes on her period and she is really pretty but normally fat she only has the boys who are desperate going after her allona is a big bufflo who will knock you down and not even care
by pressley200677 December 2, 2018
Get the allona mug.A vegan boi. Goes to school in Kansas but acts like some vegan from Antarctica. He loves lettuce and sounds like Mickey Mouse before hit puberty.
Alfonso is looking at ice trays for sale on his computer while I'm writing this for some reason cuz he's vegan.
by CoalBoi October 31, 2018
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