ass smack

When a man/woman smacks your ass. Jesus who looks up this stupid shit?

"Hey Mia!"
"Hey!"
Boyfriend walks behind her and smacks her ass.
After the ass smack, Mia holds her ass in pain.
"Oww,"

by Shortafpineappl3 May 4, 2018

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

by peelshere January 13, 2011

Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.

"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!

by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010

cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.

Fuck You! Fuckin'...Cock Ass!

by Scott B. August 23, 2003

Ass heaves

When you shit so much nothing else comes out but foam. The same as dry heaves but from your ass.

After eating that food from that take out joint, i was on the toilet for hours shitting with ass barfs until i had the ass heaves.

by WW_OZ August 20, 2009

ass tarantula

a creepy douchebag that wants to give rimjobs all the time.

Jimmy is such an ass tarantula

by dudesweetdudesweet May 28, 2009