Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.

Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.

by Moar semen May 15, 2016

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

off-jerk

when your jizz acquires superpowers and slowly but surely takes a sharp turn backwards away from the monstrosity you realise you are fucking

Oi Jim I saw you off-jerking to the pic of my girl bruh, Well done!

by shavakmatalia February 09, 2020

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 08, 2013

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016

turk and jerk

The average American day, is to eat bacon and jerk off. Turk and jerk is with Jewish people. Eat turky bacon, jerk.

Jew: Hey goi
Guy: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Jew: Probably turk and jerk. Then hit the head.

by condor3436 March 14, 2015