An overweight individual, commonly with ginger hair, obsessed with Jamie's everywhere. Loves tweed and generally has bad hygeine.
Jamie: What's with that girl stalking me on facebook? I swear i can smell her from my computer.
Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
by WinterPenguinsRus December 27, 2010

by ya boi pepe October 19, 2018

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever
by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019

Growing up in Homewood health center and ford mustang and caddilac then abruptly trespassed look up legally defined torture
Ford Mustang GT is guilty of inciting riots and psychological torture by ford after 20 year of loyalty
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

by Forhighboy May 18, 2019

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024

by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020
