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Rachel Ford

An overweight individual, commonly with ginger hair, obsessed with Jamie's everywhere. Loves tweed and generally has bad hygeine.
Jamie: What's with that girl stalking me on facebook? I swear i can smell her from my computer.

Friend: She's a Rachel Ford, you'd be well advised to stay clear of her or she'll steal/wear your clothes.
by WinterPenguinsRus December 27, 2010
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Ethan Ford

God your being a real Ethan Ford right now.
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by ya boi pepe October 19, 2018
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Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever
Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford
by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019
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Growing up in Homewood health center and ford mustang and caddilac then abruptly trespassed look up legally defined torture
Ford Mustang GT is guilty of inciting riots and psychological torture by ford after 20 year of loyalty
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Ford

For only real drivers
Me: I got a ford random guy oh yeah the truck for only real drivers
by Forhighboy May 18, 2019
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Henry Ford Lymphoma

When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
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Hailey Ford

A beautiful blonde girl with blue eyes and has a fat ass.
Dave: Did you see that girl with the fat ass?

Jack: yeah I think that’s Hailey Ford!
by Jonny2x6 September 12, 2020
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