Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood
"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"
by Child manh April 26, 2023
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child nest

A type of day care in which the children are treated like little birds in a nest.
I sent my son to the child nest as he needed extra love and attention
by Childnest_101 January 10, 2018
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stinky child

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by PeRiPeRiSaUcE April 05, 2022
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Brain-Child

When two or more people come up with an idea together
My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?
by bitchassmotherfuck April 08, 2019
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child's park

A place for the blacks, yoo hoos, to go to on "Chunky Sundays" to cause problem's and throw stuff at the "Po Po'
Yo, omallie wallie, lets go get one of our brothers shot at child's park and start a riot.
by Call 911 December 07, 2005
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Noise Child

Usually given to name someone that plays loud music and is Australian.
Man, that guy is such a Noise Child
by Psychosisium November 27, 2016
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Child Crush

When an adult has a strong fondness or admiration for a child they know but aren't related to, like a daughter's friend. Analogous to a boy crush or a girl crush, it isn't necessarily romantic or sexual in any way.
A part of me really wanted to get to know this child better but I was certain that people would assume a child crush meant more than it really does.
by ApricotFields June 15, 2020
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