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onion spit

When a person’s musty body odor is compared to the smell of onion spit.
Did you put on deodorant today? You smell just like onion spit.
by Vice716 February 22, 2021
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onion party hat

a party hat consisting of onions layered on top of each other
Hey, did you buy the party hats for my birthday? No, we can just use an onion party hat instead.
by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022
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Onion Dino

The true form of a bulbasaur. Bulbasaur is very insecure about this however and will fight you back hard if you ever call them this.
Hey Onion Dino, how ya doing today?
by Anonymous Neko November 20, 2021
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Onion

To delve deep into the meaning of something
“Mary and I had a long conversation to onion our friendship and we got a lot closer.”
by Bay man of DC May 30, 2021
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Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.
Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
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nuns onion

cold as shit, freezing, bone chilling cold, caked with ice
Move the keg closer to the fire so it don't freeze, it's colder than a nuns onion out here!
by Big DDDDDD May 11, 2010
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The Mystic Onion Man

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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