Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 9, 2024

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015

Poke

A term used by country people who live deep in the mountains. It's used to mean bag or sack to carry stuff in.

Bring me a poke in here to put these apples in.

by Rainflowermoonglow November 14, 2020

Poke

To describe some smoke thats pokey (potent), or just describe anything as good, cool etc

"Man that weed is poke, i am so stoned"
"That free party was so poke!"

by Ziziana May 24, 2007

Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something

you are pokeative

by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011

poke a monk

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022