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Ass bitch

A phrase used to add to the effect of the word used before. A word is used to describe someone and then ass bitch is said after to the the insult
Guy 1: "fuck you pussy ass bitch"
Guy 2: "ouch"
by 2010s teenager June 18, 2016
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critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
by ElinorG September 29, 2006
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ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
by peelshere January 13, 2011
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Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.
"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!
by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010
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cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.
by Scott B. August 23, 2003
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geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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