Sybian dance

Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.

She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.

by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020

Mushroom dance

A dance to show your fellow humans that you are partaking in a life of wrongdoing.

Mushroom dance, mushroom dance
Whatever could it mean?.....

~It MeAnS yOu'Ve LiVeD a LiFe Of SiN~

by CoolGayBean August 20, 2020

car dancing

To dance while iside of a moving vehicle. Usually dangerous if the driver is involved, and is the cause of 1/4 of car related deaths.*

*Information may not be accurate

While car dancing, a cop saw me drive past a stop sign without stopping.

by roboserved May 9, 2009

Dancing Peppa

A peppa pig that dances on her pole that is straighter tHen your mom she does cool things on the pole.

No one:

Absolutely nobody:
Peppa: Somebody come get her she’s dancing like a stripper

~Dancing Peppa~

by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

Super Dancing

When you go up to a girl at a dance/club/etc. and start dancing with her normally, then all of a sudden you go all out and swing her around by the hips like crazy. You then see how long she attempts to keep dancing with you and when she finally gets away and looks at you as if to ask, "wtf???" you look at her blankly like you don't know why she stopped dancing.

"Brrooooo that was so funny when you were super dancing with that one chick!"

"yeahhh man she went flying!!"

by bshimmy March 27, 2010

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Coffin Dance

A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.

Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?

by Shreycrey April 4, 2020