wang-whack

Intentional and malicious cock-blocking.

That douchebag really wanted to wang-whack me at the bar, probably because he was so jealous that I was gonna tap that hot chick.

by Notawangwhacker December 18, 2009

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

A quote that is used by Legs a character from the simpsons, threatening somone to beat him up in the gut

What's the matter you?
You ain't so big.
Me and him are gonna whack-a you in Labonza or gut

Get in my way and i'll whack you in the Labonza

by MeshueRay March 6, 2017

whack

A white person trying to be black.

Brandon is so whack always listening to rap.

by cenyounot June 1, 2017

Whack

The sound imade by a Top Fuel dragster or Fuel Funny Car after a driver blips the throttle

“Listen to that whack the driver made warming up his dragster”

by iHarmonizing September 2, 2018

back and whack

A massage parlor where working class men congregate at lunch for hand jobs or sex for money, usually Asian of some sort or russian

Yo Jim you wanna hit the back and whack at lunch? They have a valentine's special today

Cousin greg is a frequent flyer at the back and whack every 9th "massage" he gets the 10th free

by tommybatts February 18, 2015

Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024