Shart

Shitty Start, or getting off to a shitty start

Everyone expected the Olympian to dominate in this event, but they really shart that one.

by B&E9 August 8, 2024

Rocket shart

That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.

Joberty was headed to bathroom and suddenly he rocket shart all over amena.

by tiggerzz July 21, 2017

Sharted

The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit

Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted

by Tickle Joe Thompson the 188 September 26, 2022

St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

chloe shart

A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)

CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.

by chlosta August 17, 2022

shart

shit and fart

i tried to fart but i sharted😱
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭

by i sharted😭 November 25, 2021

shart

A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice

...or could be an insult.. depends

SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"

SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"

B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"

by xiaojing May 10, 2022