Fuck Fap February means to not fap on your girlfriend, gay friend or random people you see. Similar to NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December).
"Dude i survived NNN and DDD"
"Good luck for FFF"
"What is FFF?"
"Fuck Fap February"
"Ratio dislikes>likes"
"Good luck for FFF"
"What is FFF?"
"Fuck Fap February"
"Ratio dislikes>likes"
by Scammkidzz November 20, 2021
by FappyCumCookie June 23, 2016
This is one of the biggest insults of all time and forbidden to say, worse than ur Grandpap a trap. When people say his phrase Jesus’ will shove planet Earth up his large gaping butt whole.
Stephen Vlk: Ur Mom Gay lol
Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you
Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap
The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
Matt B the flea: ur Grandpap a trap
Stephen Vlk: Don’t make me disrespect you
Matt B the flea: NOOOOOO
Stephen Vlk: Ur Grandpap Fap
The whole Human race suddenly sees their whole planet get shoved into Jesus’ ass whole
by The Flea Master 69 March 19, 2018
I wrecked him with the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps
I fapped 10 times for a thousand days to attain the fist of a million faps
by fowl26 October 11, 2014
After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
by master fapper May 05, 2014
A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
by King of Europe November 03, 2019
An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.
A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.
After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.
They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.
After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.
They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.
Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
by XnxsVngl March 11, 2014