shit faced

to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted

"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"

by ~the_truth_talker~ July 25, 2017

Shit Baby

A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.

That boy Pedro is such a shit baby he can't even use the bathroom on his own.

by PtheGcomingfromD August 27, 2017

#shit sauce

That guy you don’t want to let get away! Everything about him is divine. He is the smile to your bad day, the sugar in your tea, the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! He is a one of a kind. If you have the luxury of meeting such a guy, you won the lottery.

#Shit sauce you are the bomb!

by Essmcfly February 27, 2019

Shit cunt

An alternative word for an asshole.

It’s like a cunt because you can fuck it, But it also has shit inside it

Let me fuck your shit cunt

by Droid420 March 7, 2019

little shit

What your parents call you whenever your not being obedient enough

mom: Why didn't you take the trash out you little shit.
Me: I was taking my friend to the fucking hospital.

by Dubiks January 13, 2019

shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

cheap as shit

cheap as shit

When someone will not buy something even though they can afford it

Arun is cheap as shit because he won't buy toilet roll.

by theprozrule June 25, 2018