Phoner Boner

When your pants are too tight and the outline of your phone is clearly visible in the front pocket.

Is that your phoner boner or are you happy to see me

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.

The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,

by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024

little bones

A cute nickname for a cat for some reason

D'aww its my little bones 🥰
*Rrowll*😸
He's got the littlest bones

by paggywaggygumdrops February 29, 2024

Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.

Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.

by Miller Perry November 17, 2023

I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)

"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.

by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023

Sheona boner

Sheona boner is a shiny start that makes you happy

You are like a Sheona boner

by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023