Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...
You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.
You: Dude, you're a shit bag.
by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020
Get the Shit Bagmug. 
i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023
Get the Sleeping bag shufflemug. Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025
Get the 2 Bagsmug. The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.
by Theslimwhiffer March 6, 2023
Get the Ocracoke steam bagmug. Female you need to have your fun bags and you falling my expectations of what a best exam is. Fun Bags otherwise known as the female breast shown in movie theaters on PG-13 movies.
“Dr jelly finger: Can you please show me your Fun Bags you need to get a mammary exam god dang it it February!
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
Women: are you sure that you’re supposed to motorboat my fun bags doctor jelly finger?
by I am sorry about that June 22, 2019
Get the Fun bagsmug.