Bike Butt

When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.

Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!

by RentAGoat May 30, 2014

Movie butt

A person who always farts when their butt is exposed.

The term derives from a common cliché in films, whenever an exposed butt is seen, there’s always a fart.

I always fart whenever I go take a shit, I think I have a movie butt.

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2018

Butt

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....... Squishy, sMoOtH, BUTT!

Jenifer: MMMMMMMMM>......... a butt!
Menny: Whats a butt?
Jenifer: its squishy and......MMMMMMMM...... SmOtH
Menny: ohhhhhh.....
Menny: ( looks at jenifer's big butt ) MMMMMMMMMMM..... BUTT! SO TASTY!
Menny: ( takes picture of jenifer's butt )
Jenifer: MENNY!!!!

by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 3, 2022

Butt Jacking

When you can’t jerk off your penis so you stick a plug in your butt and jack off your ass.

I was tired of jerking off so instead i started butt jacking myself into an orgasm.

by bitbunny December 31, 2024

tarrets of the butt

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)

*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"

by Awkward May 26, 2014

no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024