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Chinese Hot Air Balloon

When member of the preferred sex provides a hand job to the point of orgasm, and the male receiving the deed cums and farts simultaneously, this is known as a Chinese Hot Air Balloon
Dude, I had some panda express, and then hooked up with lo wang, she made me have a Chinese hot air balloon!
by Chinese hot air balloon lover February 18, 2023
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Hot milfs in your area

That one pop up you get on pornhub or some other sketchy porn site that’s really just malware.
Pornhub: HOT MILFS IN YOUR AREA! VIEW SINGLE MOMS READY TO FUCK!
me: bruh
by Frogsarelife July 8, 2023
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The Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole

Hiding your head in the snow while someone puts poutine in your ass and pegs you with a cactus.
My boyfriend Thomas and I love to give each other the Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole. Other people have Taco Tuesdays, we have Ontario Ostrich Hot Hole Fridays.
by JonathanW_69 January 2, 2022
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hot chip dip

The "dip" you acquire after your sexual partner has defecated and you have dipped a chip in their rectum.
Greg: Man these chips really lack flavor.

Brad: Yea, they need a little of Hot Chip Dip.

Greg: That would make them so much better. Hey Cindy can you come over here for a second!
by James Robert Pricilla Dalen September 21, 2009
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Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon

A manly contest for 3 or more where the participants strip naked, {manually arouse} themselves, lubricate their {erect penises} with hot sauce,and playfully {poke} as many other participants as possible in the {anus}, all the while guarding against getting {poked} themselves and maintaining an {erection}. This activity often results in the dreaded condition known as the {Rim of Hades}.
Last night me and my {crew} got {shit-faced} and some fool suggested we have a Hot Tamale Poke-a-thon. Judging by how my {asshole} felt this morning when I {took a dump}, I was obviously the loser.
by Balls O'rork July 13, 2010
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principal is pretty hot tho

WEN yo principa is liek rly hawt nd u get a boner evrytim u see ur prniclpl
Nicolas Cage: i dont liek ur principla
Me:yea but tha principal is pretty hot tho
by cummingatthatbooty July 19, 2014
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Red Hot Chili Pepper

A tampon with hot sauce on it, to be inserted into a person's rectum.
I got tired of my boyfriend asking me to put a finger in his butt, so I gave him a Red Hot Chili Pepper to let him know it had to stop.
by Tombrae Dysucks December 21, 2014
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