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"Smokey" the dog

consisting of big ass titties and huge dick of the greatest variety everyone loves it and he humps shit then pees every where and turns White bears yellow.
Person 1: dude wheres "Smokey" the dog
Person 2:O he's outside pissing and cumming on everything
by Jesus4Brains October 30, 2007
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New Jersey Hot Dog

When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
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Dog

Fluffy tube
Sometimes they come in cloud
Dog
by Dark_Galaxy March 4, 2024
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wife dogging

Performing sexual acts with someone else's wife in a public area
totally gave your a wife a good Ol' wife dogging
by Sub to logik on YouTube April 11, 2017
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Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx May 3, 2011
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Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
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dog noser

noun: one who enjoys the smell of crotch and/or ass area.
by at3 October 13, 2008
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