crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

Polar Butt

When you sit on a metal piece of furniture , and your gluteus maximus get's cold.

"BRRR, I think I just got Polar Butt."
"Don't sit on that! You'll get Polar Butt!"

by The Real Z A N D December 9, 2019

Lettuce butt

When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.

Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt

by Littlegael June 27, 2016

Hike butt

When walking up a slight incline, the gluteus muscles stretch and contract more regularly and with more veracity. This action produces lactic acid in the gluteus which stiffens the tissues in that area. The stiff tissues prop the gluteus up and make it appear more prominent and more glorious.

This is colloquially referred to as hike butt.

Let’s take a walk, I want to get hike butt.

by Rali324 February 6, 2021

butt flagging

A golfing act, where one mate picks up the golf flag and throws it so hard it gets entrenched inside his friends ass hole

I cant believe my mom took me to go butt flagging for my birthday. My hole still hurts!

by Dickfiddler April 8, 2017

Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug

When you use a HMD Barbie 4G Flip Phone (4GB) Tracfone Prepaid - Pink as a butt plug, and someone calls the phone mid-anal plug. Other definition = When you use a barbie doll, and insert it into you and your partner's anal cavity. A double dookie hole dildo.

I fucked a bitch with a Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug and she filed a restraining order

by Jambles14146 July 30, 2025