Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.
My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.
by BiscuitEater82 February 25, 2023
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Ass juice baby

When a baby was conceived by creaming in a woman's ass doggie style. The cum dribbles out and down into the pussy. Causing her to get pregnant. The person is unusually stupid and never learns from their mistakes.
You must be an ass juice baby. If you don't figure life out. You're going to keep on making the same mistakes.
by Buddhaquest89 July 10, 2023
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Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children
This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.
by jakal4 January 22, 2012
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baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021
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Baby Crowd

When a group of people gathers in a large crowd to look at a baby
When Trinny brought her son Henry to the concert, there was a massive baby crowd.
by Trinnamn March 30, 2017
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