Tozz off

The collective gathering of group of sailors onboard the friendship getting together to celebrate the world's crookest individual
It's a tozz off.

Yep. It's a confirmed tozz off
by Juan Ignacio Chela March 31, 2016
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Off the Mark

A hilarious comic panel by Mark Parisi. Running from September 1987 to the present, Parisi has been making the cartoon since he was in his mid-twenties, and he's still going strong after more than 35 years. With more than 12,000 panels to look through, you'll never be bored again.
Off the Mark is so funny. I swear Mark Parisi never runs out of ideas.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
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Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.
"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.
by Lethallydosed November 24, 2021
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jax off

to jerk off to the thought of Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus
let's jax off idk
by gunnar greve fan club May 11, 2024
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off ya rocker

Aussie slang -

To refer to a person that is acting/behaving in a strange or silly way.
"That guy is off his rocker"
"Sam, you are off ya rocker"
"If you act that way, you must be off ya rocker"
by italauss May 04, 2021
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parisian stand off

Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first
The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.
by Nageat July 01, 2015
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You use this phrase when someone repeats a story over and over or if a person is just spouting bull shit. Instead of saying "You're full of it.", you can say (in a sarcastic tone) "Well....stop the world and let me off".

It's also an appropriate response to a big surprise.
"Did you hear the news? Sally is pregnant!"

"After all these years!? Well, stop the world and let me off!"
by Weird Gonzo July 23, 2022
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