as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

Avocado Bag

A man's ball sack

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.

by ReadyLH August 23, 2021

In your bag

Being in your bag means a good thing not holding back tears listening to tswift.

Your so in your bag right now

by inmyduffy September 23, 2022

go face down on a bean bag

when you have a lot of feelings that need to be released

After watching yoongi hip thrusting videos I like to go face down on a bean bag

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.

Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags

by Worm_Y September 23, 2011

dirty gym bag

someone who has an odd scent without intention

Come on you dirty gym bag

by dirtygymbag101 November 21, 2019

bag and drag

A common hospital phrase that involves transporting an intubated patient from one area to another.

Sorry Bob, that fleet enema in slot 18 will have to wait. Jerry and I are going on a bag and drag up to the ICU with that fat fuck in the observation unit.

by DickChainy November 7, 2020