bag of rocks

Someone who desperately tries to be something they aren't for attention. This person is super obnoxious and does the most annoying things even after they are aware that people hate it. This person begs for attention from a guy or girl, but has several flaws in their personality that they try to make up for in stereotypical attributes that someone would like.

Person 1: Kid across the street says he's a skater.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.

Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.

by gammaraytray February 23, 2021

Sploop bag

A term usually defining a bag that you contain your compost in.

-Hey Rob, where did you put the sploop bag?
-Oh sorry, its out on the counter.

by yeeterskeetergreek April 4, 2019

hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

sealy bag

Resealable bag you use to put drugs such as Cannabis in.

Can I get it in a Sealy bag instead of wrapped? Cheers

by Tt-sly897 February 22, 2015

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014

garbage bag day

In sports, a day when multiple players are dismissed from a team, who at least symbolically - or even actually - load garbage bags with their locker belongings. A sorrowful event.

Today once again is garbage bag day, with the exodus of many preseason hopefuls who didn't survive the final cut from NFL football teams.

by Wildus Billus December 31, 2017