butt dial face call

When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (

Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.

by KewlestPoster17 March 04, 2021

party on your face

This is when there is when a party happens on somebody's face.

Tony, there is a party on your face. or EVERYBODY! PARTY ON TONY'S FACE! or where's the party... on tony's face.

by gigglesfaceparty March 09, 2011

split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 09, 2009

Bad hair & face day.

When you have an extremely bad day, & you look really rough, and your hair goes wrong. and so does your make up. leaving you feeling really self conscious. :)

'Hey that Ellie Cheese Lester looks like she's having a Bad hair & face day.'

by EML94 October 28, 2009

Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

I hate your face

A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"

Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.

Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.

"I hate your face!"

Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"

by Ian Akori March 19, 2009

drink face

The act of fucking a face so savagly that you can drink it afterwards.

God i want to drink face Annette.

by Mike and me January 07, 2005