the targets of my theory.
MY THEORY: My theory is, that if everyone who will amount to anything in life was allowed to carry shotguns, and shoot anyone who looks to be a waste of space. This would cause the world to evolve into a paradise where no-one believes that putting mariajana into a cigarette cleans your lungs, and no retarded fucks like townies who think "they're 'ard" will survive!
MY THEORY: My theory is, that if everyone who will amount to anything in life was allowed to carry shotguns, and shoot anyone who looks to be a waste of space. This would cause the world to evolve into a paradise where no-one believes that putting mariajana into a cigarette cleans your lungs, and no retarded fucks like townies who think "they're 'ard" will survive!
by -creed- April 30, 2004
Rocker: So, your telling me your a Rocker...?
Poser: I mean--uh, yeah! See, I download a Linkin' Park song!
Rocker: That's really queer.
Poser: Um, well...I like the Beastie Boys!
Rocker: Now that is just REALLY queer
Poser: I mean--uh, yeah! See, I download a Linkin' Park song!
Rocker: That's really queer.
Poser: Um, well...I like the Beastie Boys!
Rocker: Now that is just REALLY queer
by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005
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by BJ Norton December 20, 2006
When you think of the Boys of Summer, think "stud extraordinaires". Perhaps one of the studliest emsembles of 7 fun-loving, hilarious, and down-right good-looking males ever assembled. The Boys of Summer, or "BOS", as we are known in hometown Westport, CT, formed in the summer of 2005 and soon became inseperable friends. Always prepared to "live the dream", you might find the BOS tearing up the fabled mini-golf links at Shelton, consuming massive quantities of ice cream at Coldstone during "ultimate-bucket challenges", or relaxing by grilling poolside and playing high-class beirut with "Las Cervezas Mas Finas", Coronas. But being in the BOS is more than just a title... it's a way of life. We seem to be the life of every party, wear our Polos in style, and can perform an unmatched acapella rendition of "Barely Breathing". Females of all ages know us for our irresistability, girth, and dazzling smiles, cinema-goers at the local theaters know us for our amazing likenesses to Batman (the dark knight), and employees of the Fitness Edge know us for our chiseled physiques and ability to get an "edge" in life, as the motto suggests. The BOS have traveled far and wide, spreading our seed and studliness through various parts of both the Tri-State area and Canada, with more devastation planned. Ladies, be on the lookout for the studly BOS...
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Mike: "Hey guys, lets have a Boys of Summer day tomorrow."
Thad: "Oh, you mean you want to crush IHOP in the morning, play a couple rounds of mini-golf, grill out poolside with some Coronas, watch some Weddings Crashers, visit the boobies at Hooters, go bowling, and then dominate a party and hook up with girls... all the while enjoying the company of Fairfield County's studliest fellows?"
Mike: "Yeah! I mean, defffffinitely. I can't wait! Lets do it now!"
Thad: "Naw man, you know we're too soft for that kind of thing."
Thad: "Oh, you mean you want to crush IHOP in the morning, play a couple rounds of mini-golf, grill out poolside with some Coronas, watch some Weddings Crashers, visit the boobies at Hooters, go bowling, and then dominate a party and hook up with girls... all the while enjoying the company of Fairfield County's studliest fellows?"
Mike: "Yeah! I mean, defffffinitely. I can't wait! Lets do it now!"
Thad: "Naw man, you know we're too soft for that kind of thing."
by Dolla Bill Walsh April 20, 2006
a sick dancer with a hot body and a GREAAT personality who is a good kid but has the potential to be a bad kid. they live, eat, breath, sleep breakdancing and therefore, stay off the streets because of this hiphop lifestyle
by LoveAngelMusicBaby843 August 30, 2006
If you are dating a guy, and your father calls him a 'sweet boy' it usually means he is wearing a tight argyle sweater, has -12 perscription glasses, and invents algebraic theorums.
After Ignatious Rattenberg finnished tutoring me in Advanced Calculus, my dad asked me why i wasn't dating a sweet boy like Iggy.
by Kleo January 01, 2006