dog tight

Sometimes is so tight its almost impossible to separate

I cant get my oil filter off . Its "dog tight"

by Lil yogurt January 7, 2019

Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.

"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".

by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024

Sudanese Hot Dog

Big male member

Yo Chad, you got a Sudanese Hot Dog my guy.

by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019

dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021

Dog dick

An uncircumcised penis.

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face

by R Rude September 12, 2025

God spelled backwards is dog

A seemingly blasphemous statement that dog worshippers came up with. Dogs are vermin. They're unclean, unsanitary, dangerous creatures. The Bible talks about them both in a positive and a negative sense, but in those days, dog nuttery wasn't such a thing as it is now with the influences of corporations and the media. This has caused extreme dependency on a sometimes impractical and expensive companion animal to such a degree that it replaces human companionship, so Big Bro can keep them ignorant and indoctrinate them, brainwash them with all sorts of rubbish. There is a rightful and legit provision for service dogs but in spite of health laws and leash laws, these selective bred mutant wolves are brought into public areas where they don't belong and businesses go against health department prohibitions to become dog friendly. Dog nuttery is engineered to get us towards the New World Order. It's subliminally preparing people to worship the Beast. Also think of the duality of god and evil and how reversal of something good is evil. As above so below, Jesus Christ, the Saviour, Lord. The Beast, Antichrist, Satan. God, good all the time, Dog....well you get the idea

God spelled backwards is dog. Dogs are so wonderful! ...
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.

by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024

Dog

your best friend. someone you can count on and will be depressed without them. they can do everything with you and at the end of the day you are lucky to have them. they are kind and loyal and will always be there.

You:* are gone for a week*
You: hey girl/boy im home
Dog: *comes licks and jumps on you and is wagging its tail is so siked to see and was depressed without you*
You: hey *laughs* i missed you too. :)

by M&M137 April 26, 2022