National grab dick day

Every year on April 11th it is customary and allowed for girls to grab dick on whoever they’d like

Hey did you remember to grab a dick today it’s the national grab dick day

by Cloakedvirginia April 11, 2019

National Love-Making Day

National Love-Making Day is celebrated after National Love Day or July-9. National Love-Making Day means that you can have sex or make love with your significant other.

Person-1 - "It's National Love-Making day, you know what that means!"
Person-2 - "owo"

by hrony July 7, 2021

National booty pic day

March 5th is national booty day.

Boy: hey can you send be a booty pic?
Girl: why?
Boy: it’s national booty pic day.

Girl: whelk if it is a national holiday then I don’t see why not.

by Bootyhole licker March 5, 2020

National Junkbot Day

National Junkbot Day starts on January 1 Junkbot day is the day in remembrance of the “Flamingo Junkbot Raid”

“I celebrated National Junkbot Day with my friends!”

by EggBoy8273773 April 15, 2021

National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one

Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright

by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021

National 2k/MW DAY

November 29th is a day that you chill out relax and play 2k and MW until at least 1:00 am!

“Ayo my nigga it’s national 2k/MW day”

by djBmoney912 November 28, 2019

National Slap Ass Day

April 19 be Prepared for ass

Today is National Slap Ass Day

by 11111111191 April 19, 2019