Dust Pan Butt Crumb

When the janitor is cleaning and he comes across shreds of shitty toilet paper in his dust pan.

Hey did you get that picture of the dust pan butt crumb?

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

wristband butts

the square bit of waxed paper that covers the adhesive on a paper wristband, commonly used as proof of paid admission to events, concerts, theme parks, etc.

Hey, can you bring us over a trash can for the wristband butts? Thanks.

by frontofhouser June 10, 2018

Butt Cabbage

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

Butt ass

An insult only available to be used once you’re out of all other creative ideas.

Person 1: Haha what a loser
Person 2: Shut up you butt ass

by J Jigga1907 December 11, 2018

Movie butt

A person who always farts when their butt is exposed.

The term derives from a common cliché in films, whenever an exposed butt is seen, there’s always a fart.

I always fart whenever I go take a shit, I think I have a movie butt.

by Original Orangutans August 21, 2018

Butt

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....... Squishy, sMoOtH, BUTT!

Jenifer: MMMMMMMMM>......... a butt!
Menny: Whats a butt?
Jenifer: its squishy and......MMMMMMMM...... SmOtH
Menny: ohhhhhh.....
Menny: ( looks at jenifer's big butt ) MMMMMMMMMMM..... BUTT! SO TASTY!
Menny: ( takes picture of jenifer's butt )
Jenifer: MENNY!!!!

by One to many Mexicans in my lif May 3, 2022

Bike Butt

When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.

Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!

by RentAGoat May 30, 2014