asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.

asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!

by big asian man March 30, 2020

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Lit times

When you think to yourself, these are lit times

Person 1: this game is lit
Person 2: these are lit times

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

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One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

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