Fat Cock Grizzley

To dress up your penis in a flannel shirt and shave your pubes and stick them on the tip to make a beard

Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever

"honey, i want to try a Fat Cock Grizzley!"
"I gave Chris a Fat Cock Grizzley"

by Andrew Bullock April 12, 2008

double cock blocking

Usualy when your pretty horney looking to get some ass at a party or something and ass hole men get in your way from getttin it on with a girl twice in a row. A double cock block usualy results in a guy not liking you therefore doesnt want to see you get some. After this happens you usualy whip the guys ass in fury then go back in and get with the girl.

*girl sits on jakes lap*
asshole: Jake has AIDS
*girl gets up and walks away*
jake:*walks up to a babe* heyy what to partay?
asshole:Jake is gay
*jake takes asshole outside and whips his ass*
jake:thats what you get for double cock blocking me

by ahhsay May 9, 2010

hand-to-cock resuscitation

A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.

Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation

by Susanna Katyn August 10, 2009

divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

Pancake Cock Block

When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.

Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.

by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009

shittle cock tail

1: The art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the butthole launching the cock over the net in badminton.
2: When you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.

Teve-"Pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha"
Janitor-"You just farted on me."
Teve-"So what does this job pay?"

by andyfellovernet June 4, 2003

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008