When a male(S) is having sex while soft.
A talent that most men don’t poses although in some cases can be learnt.
A talent that most men don’t poses although in some cases can be learnt.
by Josh can do this July 16, 2019
Get the pasta sex mug.Mediocre is kind of like what purgatory would be if there was such a thing as purgatory, it's not the same thing as dull. Dull would be what hell was if there was such a thing as hell, mindnumbingly/irritatingly dull or sadistic.
Girl - Wow, that was the most mediocre sex I have ever had, it doesn't get any more mediocre than that.
Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.
Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.
Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.
Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Get the Mediocre sex mug.Person one: guys I really need to pee!
Person two: yes! toilet seggs!
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Person four: whats toilet sex?
Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!
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Person four: whats toilet sex?
Person one: where we go and piss in the toilets!
by goffgorl February 22, 2022
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Get the halal sex mug.James pulled off his pants. "I wanna have sex with you, babes." James pressed Sabrina against the wall covering her lips with his, and thrust his tongue into her mouth. James reached behind Sabrina, pulling her clothes off and pushed her onto his bed. He stuck three fingers up her dripping pussy and pumped the walls of her vagina. Then, his fingers found her G-spot, and he pushed down hard on it. "Oooh, harder, harder!" James pushed harder, and white cum shot out of her vagina. James lowered his head and probed her pussy with his tongue. Sabrina helped by pushing his head between her legs with her hands. "Your tongue is like magic," He responded by pushing even harder, making her cum. Then, he sat up and shoved her head between his legs. James' cock was so long, the entire thing wouldn't fit into Sabrina's mouth. She moved her head up and down, sucking on each ball carefully. Then, she pumped the cock into her mouth until he cummed. Then, she seized his fat, dripping penis with her hands and rubbed it up and sex plagiarism
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022
Get the Sex Plagiarism mug.The act of two homeless individuals or more engaging in sexual intercourse. Homeless couples and random homeless hook-ups can often be found in Porta Johns. The far more rare "homeless orgy" would be more exquisitely exemplified with that of an empty parking garage (see Time magazine's 1998 issue of "Sexual Vagabonds: The Story of Homeless Love Making In The Land of the Free").
Hi, this is Christine Stophler with Channel 8 news at twelve. Tonight we have a report on severe STD'S being spread within the homeless community. From filed reports, we have heard that a majority of these infections are the result from what many consider on the street as "unprotected- bumb sex". We go now to Joscelin in Nevadian Park with more updates on the situation at hand.
by DementedPhilosophy November 16, 2014
Get the Bumb Sex mug.what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!
john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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