by Tmackkkk November 29, 2018
Get the kick the onemug. A useful term to describe a whorish real estate agent, especially in Colorado Springs area, who is very large and round in stature, with a booty like a Rhinoceros. She sleeps with anyone who DMs her or buys her a drink.
"Oh yeah, Megan is an EASY Hole-in-one!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
"Katie's friend? Yeah we ALL did that, she's an EASY Hole-in-one!!"
by Capt Bangarang December 29, 2023
Get the Easy Hole-in-onemug. by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024
Get the nerding one outmug. After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
Get the One Eyed Willymug. Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the No one is allowed to mention your namemug. One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...
by Justth3truth April 19, 2018
Get the one ball deepmug. 