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Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.
Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.
by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016
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baby sea turtle

the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
by bunz1983 September 6, 2016
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froyo baby

Kim and Kanye have a froyo baby

Name north
by Alebaexo September 4, 2016
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Baby dick

When a blunt or a joint of weed gets down to the last few drags. AKA a roach.
Yo pass me that baby dick before you throw it away bro!
by Muzzy j August 19, 2016
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Baby Ball Bitch

When niggas be complainin all the time.
Me: Hey bro you wanna go to the club?
Bitch ass Nigga: Nah them bitches is lame plus I ain't got nutthing to wear.
Me: you's a baby ball bitch
by Briricha23 July 27, 2016
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Baby Bird

Ejaculating in the ass after anal. And then she squirts your cum from her anus into your own mouth.
See Scarlett Johansen? Id let her give me the Baby Bird.
by lil_BIG_dick January 17, 2018
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Crispy baby

A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum
"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."
by Friccthisshenanigan May 3, 2018
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