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i wouldn't take a shit there

A phrase to designate a place so worthless and disgusting that taking a shit there would class it up.
Benny: Hey! Let's go to Alvin's for some beers and food!
Earl: Alvin's sucks! I wouldn't take a shit there!
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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I can't believe it's not butter!

A popular phrase to say when you are currently in denial that what you have been served on your warm toast is not butter, but rather, margarine.

The phrase became especially after a brand of margarine used it as their name, to show just how their margarine was more similar to the real thing, however, now it's pretty normal that margarine tastes like butter.
Person A: This toast is so tasty. What is the brand of butter you use?
Person B: That's not butter, that's margarine.
Person A: What? I can't believe it's not butter!
by Sionw October 14, 2018
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i don't deserve you

When someone is being too gentle,good to yourself
I made you waffles
Oh brad,i don't deserve you
by The mad riddler November 2, 2017
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Yes. I will marry you.

Used as a comment reply on facebook (or other social media) as a response to a severely female-oriented action by a male.

Statements or facebook statuses that require this comment are generally made by males seeking the attention and approval of females. They believe this will increase their MRP (Marital Relationship Potential). This type of behaviour is known to work among certain female crowds but the cost is alienation from the genuine male community.
Man craving attention: Look at this picture of my baby cousin, he is soooo cute. I miss him soo much, he likes me sooo much xxx

Girls: Aww he's sooo cute. Looks exactly like you xx

Real man: Yes. I will marry you.
by Frank Deano 12 August 1, 2012
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I dont like Change

A phrase used when you have nothing else to say, during an awkward moment, when asked a personal question, or when you dont feel like having a conversation with somebody. It means what ever it is needed to mean at the time you say it.
Matt: "I found unfamiliar stains on my sheets"

Jeffery: "That sucks."

Matt: "I saw you on the nanny cam"

Jeffery: "i dont like change."
by Tricky Bad August 25, 2011
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I hate Ed Sheeran

If someone tells you this you should date them immediately.
Someone: I hate Ed Sheeran
Me: Me too
Us: Gets married
by gfvgngndbfbfbnffbdgfhngmnhhnh February 25, 2021
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I hate penis persons

Because of bad experiences (relationship, fwb, date). The desire of having a connexion with a penis person is none-existent. A girl who now hates penis persons doesn’t want anything to do with a man. She feels betrayed so she’s done with penis persons.
- Since he broke my heart, god, I hate penis persons.
by Stunnaaaaxoxox March 4, 2021
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