bite your face off

When you are really really really really really mad at someone
If you don't stop I'll bite your face off
by Santaclaus7 August 29, 2015
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call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.
I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.
by icedrake523 October 07, 2004
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resting gym face

When you’re at the gym and a douche bag approaches you wanting tips on his form. You just hit him with the resting gym face and crush his soul.
That loser Jared tried to talk to me at the gym again....but I hit him with the resting gym face and he retreated immediately.
by Resting gym face January 04, 2018
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Paint cho' Face

Phrase used as a last resort come back. Can also be used in place of such words like the F word, or STFU.
Example 1:

Friend: "Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang."

You: "Oh yeah? Paint cho' face!"

Friend: "Dang, I got burned..." =(

Example 2:

Friend: "My car is cooler than yours."

You: "Paint cho' face!"

by chanh December 06, 2005
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white trash face

A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?

Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.

Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
by HubbaDubba February 28, 2014
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scrambled egg face

An offence where one has a severe case of acne
Oi, don't call Kevin scrambled egg face
by Lister March 17, 2003
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face book denial

This happens when someone else accuses you of being a stalker/addicted to facebook when, in actuality, you are the one who is the addicted stalker. These people tend to not admit this fact, hence why they are in denial.
Elliot - Hey do you know that girl Ahmay?
Leigh - Yeah, what about her?
Elliot - She is in hardcore face book denial. She needs some help.
Leigh - Seriously.
by Elliot Swarz December 09, 2007
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