One Eyed Pirate

A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.

"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."

by Blainal_02 September 20, 2018

Fat One

When you nut so good the shit splatters everywhere.

Yo homie I busted a Fat One last night. Good ass premium porn.

by DashUnaSkorDash September 20, 2018

Hole In One

When you are in the act of masturbation and when you finally ejaculate, the jizz goes in the air and lands straight into your bellybutton

When I beat my meat last night i totally got a hole in one.

by Wankotron2002 September 27, 2018

Moe Dockis One

The cutest cat ever, an all white cat with three black dots on its head and has an all black tail. Moe Dockis Oneis adorable, hilarious, etc😺😸😹😻😽🐱🐯🦁

Oh wow that’s not Moe Dockis One, I feel bad for you because you don’t have her. LOL!!! 😂😂😂

by Moe Dockis Ones Owner October 1, 2018

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 2, 2018

Dropping a dank one

To drop a DAWG ASS shit. Smells SUPER dank. Thus, dropping a dank one.

Megan: Yo bro, who the FUCK is dropping a dank one?
*fan left on for over 3 days to drain out the smell* (no point being that it is too DANK.)

by Dankdropper101 May 14, 2018

One night sc

A one night stand over snapchat with Ben Mahoney

Beth: “ what did you do last night? Anything good?”
Eloïse: “I had a one night sc”
Emily: “no way that must’ve been funny for you”
one night stand

by Pizza_4_life May 15, 2018