cunt pocket

The Vagina; usually already pre-stuffed.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I need to search your cunt pocket before you board the plane."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

cunt

(1) Your enemy;
(2) Your friend.

e.g (1) (spoken of a friend): "Yeah, I know that cunt. Top bloke."
e.g (2) (spoken of an enemy): "Yeah, I know that cunt..."

by MrReallyReal February 13, 2018

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.

"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.

by gilksy June 1, 2024

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017

Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025

Cunt

Alexes Mercado

Wow, Alexes Mercado is such a cunt.

by Flsney October 5, 2017