working for the Whale

working at a Sea World park.

Damn Jenny, you smell like fish, are you working for the Whale ?

by Yostiemonster February 01, 2006

Work amnesia

When told to work or have to you automatically "forget".

Boss: I want this paperwork on my desk in an hour!
Worker: uh OK
Boss: Where's the paperwork?
Worker: I forgot I have a serious case of work amnesia.

by Wow I forgot my name September 21, 2011

work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Work Jerk

Mastuerbating in the bathroom at work, to a co-worker.

There's a new secretary on staff. You can't keep your eyes off of her and you can't stop thinking about her. She just walked by and gave to a hard-on. Now you have to go to the men's room and squeeze out a Work Jerk.

by Buch73 October 14, 2009

big work

The amount of work for which a scale is no longer necessary or practical. Typically, when you do 'big work,' you become familiar with putting bricks in the spare, man.

Rapper Lil' Wayne first used the phrase in his popular rap song 'Stuntin' Like My Daddy,' from which Tenne-key rapper/cocaine factory Young Buck later derived the term.

Lil Wayne: "Big work, we don't need a scale, man."

by Beastmode33 December 11, 2009

piece of work

I'm not sure what it means. My boss says it all the time.

1) He says it about attractive women.

2) He says it about a retarded guy wearing a neon yellow reflective vest and riding a tricycle on the sidewalk.

1) Wooo, look at her. She's a piece of work.

2) Look at that guy. He's a piece of work isn't he?

by Lemminwinks May 23, 2007

School Work

Although this started out as an inside joke on my part, this term is a saying for marijuana. It works on many occasions if you don't want people to find out. (obviously)

"Yo, Phil! I got some school work, wanna come help me with it?"
"That sounds cool, Fred. I wanna help you with that school work."

by Michalangelo November 13, 2007