En woke

A state of being where one is aware of the various hypocrisies and double standards of contemporary society.

1. After attending her son's school play, Martha was so en woke that she felt the need to post a sarcastic tweet about how she had just seen the "best dramatic performance of the year".

2. After seeing all the celebrities posting about the need to be environmentally friendly, Randy decided to get en woke and posted a picture of himself with a reusable plastic straw and the hashtag #savetheplanet.

by anikaaaaa January 23, 2023

Woke

To be informed, educated on, and aware of social injustices.

He was woke politically, therefore was aware of all the accurate facts that allowed him to speak on topics intelligently, and ignore dishonest statements upon debates, and/or submitting his personal vote.

by HtownSports March 19, 2023

Woke

Promoting contrived progressive diversity under the guise of equality and/or tolerance.

"Disney just made remade their white character into a black transgender lesbian."
"That's so woke!"

by Goombah111 May 25, 2024

Woke

The latest Conservative buzzword for people who don't toe the Conservative line. First they called anyone who disagreed with them a communist. Then they called us socialists. Then it was virtue signalling. Then it was cancel culture. Now they've gone for 'woke'. It all means the same thing, which is "while I pretend to uphold freedom of speech I am going to apply this convenient buzz word to silence yours because it threatens my privilege".

Conservative: *Attacks a minority*
Progressive: "Stop being an arsehoke toward these people"
Conservative: "Woke bla bla bla... Something about virtue signalling and snowflake"

by Personwithaconscience January 4, 2022

Woke

Adjective: A word used by the people screaming that everyone needs to "wake up" and then getting insanely angry they have.

CNN is woke nonsense, always talking about how corporations own us.

by Not Today Satan June 29, 2024

woke

These days if you're not considered racist enough you get called "woke," which is apparently considered an insult -- at least, the racists think it's insulting. The rest of us, not so much.

He thinks minority groups have rights just like us.
He is so woke!

by Pale Tiger May 24, 2023

Woke

Gay awakening; to realize one’s gayness

John woke last year, turns out he’s pan.

by anonymous June 8, 2025