rhett wilson

When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.

Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid

Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing Rhett Wilson out my ass for 3 days straight

by tinylatinaridesbigblackcock101 June 17, 2016

David Wilson humor

Typically unfunny, gives you second hand embarrassment. Comparable to band kid humor.

"Heil Hitler!" Is David WIlson humor, simply unfunny.

by Fenbork December 18, 2023

Brian Wilson

A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict

“This guy is such a brian wilson”

by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022

Wilson

A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.

Frank-“Did he meet you for dinner?”

Sarah-“No he pulled a Wilson.”

by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018

Wilson (person)

A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.

OMG his dick is almost as big as a Wilson (person).

by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018

Kayleigh Suzaweena Wilson

She says she doesnt have any money but she is always rich but she is very anti social and doesnt like her friends.

Woah shes a bitch

Ah that must be kayleigh suzaweena wilson

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019