elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.

i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died

by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008

Beverley Wilson

A sexually deranged beast from the third dimension.

Woah that Beverley Wilson almost got us!

by Charlie Chaplin III August 27, 2011

Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.

What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".

by Clubboy November 21, 2023

ellie wilson

the hottest fucking girl in the world

“holy shit have you seen ellie wilson?!” “yes bro she’s so hot”

by hottie bar March 7, 2021

Harvey Wilson

Harvey Wilson religiously tapes his testicles to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. He has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.

"Has anyone seen where the tape and bananas I just bought went to?"

"Well if Harvey Wilson is here he's probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful bastard."

by Hahasquid December 9, 2014

Miya Wilson

the hottest, sexiest, horniest person alive

Miya Wilson is like so fucking hot.

by miyashawtyy June 12, 2021

Quinten Wilson

A lightskin ugly bastard that thinks he’s good lookin but in reality he’s not he’s just a ugly lightskin he sucks at basketball and football and no one knows why he plays either one ... he is a junior in highschool and is still a Virgin he’s got no hoes and will never get laid...

Quinten Wilson is such a loser.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018