wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024

Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all five fingers into a vagina by bringing them to a point, making the hand look like a raptor claw.

Mariah got Wicke Raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 September 25, 2015

Wicked Wing

A rare delecacy widely enjoyed by the asian-australian community
it is often sold at chicken shops

Me: Dan, Amy Check out all the asians keen for some wicked wings
Amy: Yeah Liam, we'll need to cook more (-_-)

by Fred foopa August 22, 2012

lick the wick

Another way of saying blow job

Man to woman: Do you want to lick the wick?

by JustAWeirdOne February 6, 2017

Wicked sniffle

To tickle someone's nose with a feather whilst another person shoves an object up their ass

You should have gone to the party last night, we gave bart a wicked sniffle.

by sigmashitong July 18, 2025

John Wicked

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

by Krusanter May 6, 2022

wicked poopa

1. When you gotta take a massive shit

2. When a girl has a really nice bum
3. Somethings that's totally fucking awesome

"Hey look at her wicked poopa!!"

"That was wicked poopa!"

"I gotta take a wicked poopa!"

by WICKED POOPAAAAAA August 25, 2016