by whyzdream February 11, 2024
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That chaotic moment when your penis decides to move like a spaghetti noodle with a mind of its own. You are sitting, standing, walking, doing anything, and suddenly your pants betray you with unexpected motion. Sometimes it is subtle, sometimes full on panic inducing, but it always feels like your lower half is hosting a tiny rebellious dance party. Public appearances become a test of discreet maneuvers, hoodie shields, and leg crossings. The WTF does not ask for permission, does not respect meetings, couches, or grocery store aisles. It just happens.
That chaotic moment when your penis decides to move like a spaghetti noodle with a mind of its own. You are sitting, standing, walking, doing anything, and suddenly your pants betray you with unexpected motion. Sometimes it is subtle, sometimes full on panic inducing, but it always feels like your lower half is hosting a tiny rebellious dance party. Public appearances become a test of discreet maneuvers, hoodie shields, and leg crossings. The WTF does not ask for permission, does not respect meetings, couches, or grocery store aisles. It just happens.
by Mr.Nigga123 January 16, 2026
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Definition
Noun: A sudden update or announcement (the "tidings") that is revealed to be complete nonsense or empty compliments (the "flummery").
Exclamation: A polite way to express that a new directive is as substantial as a bowl of whipped cream—sweet at first, but ultimately air.
Definition
Noun: A sudden update or announcement (the "tidings") that is revealed to be complete nonsense or empty compliments (the "flummery").
Exclamation: A polite way to express that a new directive is as substantial as a bowl of whipped cream—sweet at first, but ultimately air.
"The CEO just sent out another WTF (Whimsical Tidings of Flummery) about 'optimizing our synergy footprint'."
"I opened the attachment expecting the budget, but it was just four pages of wtf."
"I opened the attachment expecting the budget, but it was just four pages of wtf."
by ThisAWasteofTime February 24, 2026
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