unicorned

When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead

You just got unicorned!!!!

by yay asians October 21, 2011

Social Unicorn

A term used to describe someone who is extremely social. Similar to Social Butterfly, but takes it a step higher and has better relationships with way more people, such as Jado.

Michael : How many people are you talking to?
Jado : About 8.
Michael : Damn, you're a social unicorn.

by Senor rita October 21, 2010

Unicorn

A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School

Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that

by Eddie10 July 20, 2010

unicorn

Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.

Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.

by Moose September 23, 2003

Unicorn Plane

flying the Unicorn Plane - high on MDMA.

Guy 1: Hey! Were you at that party last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man... Everyone was flyin' the Unicorn Plane.
Guy 1: I know, right?! Did you have any?
Guy 2: Nawh man, No flyin' for me, had to stay grounded...

by lasoaaro March 23, 2010

Unicorny

The universal language of ex-hippy moms, especially those who may or may not have been in a Christian Folk band that one time.

Kelly's mom kept going on about lemons-into-lemonade today. And then she mentioned synchronicity? She is so unicorny.

by modinkpeeb May 26, 2011

two-horned unicorn

During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.

She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.

by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009