Uber Super Straight

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.

Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.

Uber Super Straight by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021

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uber-mensch

A person who uses Uber on a daily basis. An uber-mensch prefers taking Uber rides instead of using public transportation.

She doesn't like to mingle with earthlings in the bus or in the subway, so she's always taking an Uber to work - she's such an uber-mensch.

uber-mensch by di_plu April 27, 2017

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Uber Khan

Isn't this a synonym for "pillow-biter"

Only in prison does one meet Uber Khan.

Uber Khan by PM May 7, 2003

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uber rage

the complex state of mind where you can actually tell your body not to feel pain. you gain the strength of 69 million men and are able to bench press sunnys mum.
only two known beings have ever reached this state of mind. yo bebe. and moha, who lives his life in this abababababababa stage of uber rage

a leaf fell on moha, so he went into uber rage and imploded the universe

uber rage by alan the ninja October 20, 2008