Twitterage

Mass anger and hysteria that follows any failure on the part of Twitter. Also associated with disproportionate public expression of any online behavior.

When Twitter went down because some hackers compromised its DNS records, thousands of its members had a twitterage.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009

Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.

Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!

by TwitDumped March 4, 2010

Twitteredian

A person who uses the Twitter service to dispatch jokes, who also believes themselves to be funny, but in reality are not.

"Did you read Joe's last twitter?"
"Yea, he's a regular Twitteredian *Rolls eyes*"

by Dr. Albert Grizzly March 18, 2010

Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011

Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

twitternutting

twtternutting: the art of flexing nuts on twitter to get what you want

we pay $1000/month for our webserver with acquia and they went down. i filed a critical ticket and no response. i called them and it went to voicemail (wtf). after an hour, no call back or reply so i started twitternutting them and 2 of their engineers replied immediately

by twitternutter June 22, 2011

Twittervissement

To fritter away in the Twittersphere. The divertissement of cultural expression into trival fragments. A progressive cognitive degeneration, characterized by an inability to grasp or formalize a thread of meaning running through successive stages of a process. The forfeiture of higher analytic and creative purpose, favoring short gold-fish like spurts of diversion.

The growing Twittervissement of social communication, has steadily wheedled into professional and academic conventions, leading some experts to warn that former modes of complex reasoning are on an irreversible course toward extinction.

by modular language July 12, 2012