Dish Brain

an atrificial brain created in a lab

I connected a dish brain to my pc and now its sentient.

by Tailstechnology November 16, 2022

Poor Brain

The effect of poverty on logic and reasoning

Why do poor people act stupid and commit crimes?

They have poor brain

by Tillyboy February 24, 2020

Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 23, 2017

Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021

brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.

I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning

by Lorrington November 10, 2018