Taint pic

When you don't get a kill at all in Search & Destroy you must send this to the boys and your mother

Jordan went 0-8 on Backlot today. He had to send taint pics, A.K.A. the dark highway between pole & hole

by HughJazz8998 January 26, 2021

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

Jager-tainting

Jager-tainting (Jagermeister) is the act of lapping the licorice flavored alcohol off of your friends taint.

Dude, Duwain and Brant were Jager-tainting last night once we got home from the bar.

by captaincook June 15, 2010

Tainted Wrench

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

taint stomper

One who revels in the joy of stoming the taint. Taint stomping is not for the faint of heart, it only comes with years of love for the taint.

She was one fierce taint stomper, she's a real screamer I tell ya.

by zsaund February 10, 2008

Taint-must

A smell that is so grotesque, that causes the body to involuntarily gag. A smell that eredicates from the precipitation caused by the friction of an unkept, unwashed, unshaven ball sac/ anal region. Usually the result of a male not showering or changing his underwear for several days.

He was sitting in his dirty clothes next to me and all I could smell was his nasty taint-must.

by HPU Section 3 September 2, 2014