Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019

Suicide swiping

The approach to tinder that consists on swiping right on everyone and everything out of desperation

Person1: so Mike got 20 matches on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: yeah, but he's been suicide swiping. You should see some of the grenades he matched with.

by chirimoyalover May 27, 2020

Suicide headache

The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.

Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.

by Mrs kitten angel. May 18, 2018

Suicide Sleep

Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.

Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it

Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*

by HugDick September 27, 2019

legal suicide

When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court

Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass

by Joe the pro January 28, 2017

suicidal dick

When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her

*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick

by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022

Infuriated suicide

The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.

I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise

by FakeFace July 8, 2021